OFFICE OF US PRESIDENCY TO BE RENAMED “ASSHOLE-IN-CHIEF”

A White House spokesperson confirmed today in a surprise press conference that the office of the President of the Unites States of America is to be renamed “Asshole-in-Chief”.

Since taking office in January 2017, Donald Trump has proved to be a divisive president. On the one hand, he has delighted his hard-core of supporters with his jingoistic sloganeering and bullish approach to the American economy. But on the other, he has consistently riled his opponents with his so-called Muslim ban, his dismissal of several African countries as “shitholes”, and the constant barrage of ill-advised tweets from his golden toilet at 3 o’clock in the morning. More recently, he has attempted to dismiss the coronavirus pandemic as a hoax perpetuated by the Democrats.

But if there is one thing that all sides can agree on, it’s that America’s first reality TV president is an absolute 100% gold-plated asshole.

But if there is one thing that all sides can agree on, it’s that America’s first reality TV president is an absolute 100% gold-plated asshole.

White House insiders, however, were generally supportive of the new measure.

“I think it’s a pretty savvy move on the part of the Oval Office,” said one. “As a president, this guy’s turned out to be a fucking joke. But as an asshole, he is quite literally second to none.”

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